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When draining the fuel tank on a motorbike I learned three things

1: That you should always check the floor in case muppet has dropped a box of matches there.  

2: Don't kneel on the box of matches by accident

3: Don't sit bewildered for serveral seconds wondering what happened and what that warm flickering glow is (eyebrows optional)

Oh and the final additional lesson make sure it's someone elses garage  :lol:

gtomo2:
not did it myself but on exercise in the black forest in germany. my tank broke down. And the reme guys came out to fix it one lifted the back armour plate up as the other looked in to the engine bay. and yes the guy holding the armoured deck up slipped and it came crashing down onto the other reme lads hand. at least it was a clean cut stright through his wist. it took us ages to find his hand in the engine bay after :shock:

yer auld aunt nelly:
Nelly's rear drums scraped my shoulder blades as she kicked a farm jack out from beneath her I rolled out just in time and she went 4"inche's into the tarmac :shock: .Put a 8 mil bit right through my palm and out the other side shouting at the kids  :roll: .But the nastyest ive seen was a 9" cutting disc with the lock on run up the inside of someones leg whilst he was laying down using it.It caught he dropped it and of it went missing his credentials by millimeters  :shock:  :shock:  :shock: But he was happy to be cut to the bone the length of his leg!! Rather than what could have happened.Bone cut away, skin grafts, muscle removed and a permanent limp but like i said he thinks he got away lightly!!!!!!!!!!    :shock:  :shock: So the morale of this story is never "lock on" a grinder when your beneath it,I suppose

dew1911:

--- Quote from: "muddyjlx" ---set fire to my nuts
--- End quote ---


Sorry but I just thought of this one,

Goodness Gracious, Great balls of fire!

jjsaul:
nail through my finger...near skim down my finger with a grinder...
etc
im dangerous!

now when working under the car i seem to wear more PPE than when i'm at work!

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