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YARR! Talk like a pirate day! *TODAY*
dew1911:
Top 10 Pirate Chat up Lines
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
:lol: :lol:
defenderdan:
--- Quote from: "andygod" ---:(biglaugh): I'll make you landlubbers walk the plank if your not careful me hearty :(bigwicked): It’s an offence under the pirate code to impersonate a pirate
--- End quote ---
Impersonating a pirate means you are not a pirate (unless you are a pirate impersonating a fellow pirate (which can't be an offence)) and therfore you are not bound by the pirate code.
Will that keep us the dry side of the plank?:lol: :lol:
Ost:
"who's a pretty boy then"
oh you said talk like a pirate............better get some glasses. :oops:
muddy_90:
Iron James Roberts
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
andygod:
Well shiver me timbers defenderdan you may have a point me hearty :lol:
You’ll not walk the plank sir bur you may feel the touch of the cat.
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