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thermidorthelobster:
Right, I'm going to lobby the government for

TAX RELIEF ON TROUSER PURCHASES FOR LAND ROVER OWNERS

Because I'm just doing my ironing, and virtually all my damn trousers have oil stains on them.

I plan to drive up to Parliament and leak EP90 all over their forecourt.  Anybody going to join me?

UDTrev:

--- Quote from: "thermidorthelobster" ---Right, I'm going to lobby the government for

TAX RELIEF ON TROUSER PURCHASES FOR LAND ROVER OWNERS

Because I'm just doing my ironing, and virtually all my damn trousers have oil stains on them.

I plan to drive up to Parliament and leak EP90 all over their forecourt.  Anybody going to join me?
--- End quote ---


The government are likely to grant your Tax relief AFTER you have trained your LR to leak oil in front of chavmobiles so they keep skidding off the road  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You might even get a rebate if you can do the same to BMWs !!! :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):


Trev

Jake:
Sounds like a plan David
When are we going?
Off roading in Parliment Square sounds ace!
Do you think Land Rover would lend us the metal off road track they take to the shows?
 :lol:

Eeyore:

--- Quote from: "thermidorthelobster" ---I plan to drive up to Parliament and leak EP90 all over their forecourt.  Anybody going to join me?
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Obviously I would, but I've got to replace the rear crank seal on the racer - it's pouring oil......  :wink:

cheers
 8)
Eeyore

Elmo:
The government will grant you £22,000 but spend the next 15 years claiming it back ;)

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