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the loon:

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and keep it that way would be our advice
 :lol:

Flowerman:
Clarkson is completely right, it's his land and his to enjoy.

I wish my V8 would run on fairy farts, they've got to be cheaper than petrol. No.1 daughter lost a tooth today perhaps I could rig a cunning trap and then force feed the poor little ensnared fairy with beans and beer and vindaloo. I'll let you know how I get on. :twisted:

the loon:

--- Quote from: "Flowerman" ---Clarkson is completely right, it's his land and his to enjoy.

I wish my V8 would run on fairy farts, they've got to be cheaper than petrol. No.1 daughter lost a tooth today perhaps I could rig a cunning trap and then force feed the poor little ensnared fairy with beans and beer and vindaloo. I'll let you know how I get on. :twisted:
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thats going to be more like a small explosion than a fart

dont fancy explaining the fariy wings laminated to the wall to your daughter  :lol:

Flowerman:
OK, the catching a fairy thing went a bit wrong. Set up my cunning trap last night involving lassoo, pulley, club hammer and plenty of lard, all decretely hidden behind No.1 daughter's Sugarbabes poster (bulges were in all the right places!). Woke in the middle of the night to screams, only caught the bloomin wife didn't I :oops: . Tried to placate wife with lovingly prepared beans, beer and vindaloo, but just got more abuse. No1. daughter also very angry, with all the commotion the tooth fairy didn't leave the 2 quid and Sugarbabes have become Shreddedbabes. Damned shame really, I quite liked that poster.

Need another plan....

hobbit:

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Noticed the odd lane near to me, starting to become overgrown now NERC is here :cry:
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just wait I'm sure there will be squads of ramblers out in force in the next couple of weeks clearing and repairing the track.

Or more likley

There will be squads of ramblers complaining to local papers and council etc about how they cant get the access they MUST have. After all its there god given right to go anywhere on any green space that takes there fancy
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Get a council truck to park at the end of the lane with some clearing equipment like shears etc, wonder if they would be willing to clear back what they want to use

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