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Tiny Tim:
I had a run in with a brand new 500 Merc the other day - figured he should cut across form a left hand filter lane to go straight on at the lights in Putney High Street.
Window down
"Nice car" says I
He's a bit taken aback cos probably expecting abuse
"Want to wreck it"?
No reply
"Allow me to introduce you to my winch bumper" :twisted:
Now looking uncomfortable.
"Take a close look - your expensive car will just be another little scratch so just keep trying to drive into me" :twisted: :twisted:
He complained to the police - they laughed - a lot ! :lol:
blackbob:
best retort is MINE'S PAID FOR HOWS YOURS
wing nut:
i could tell he wasnt all thier, coz he was trying to bully a landrover :roll: fiat puntos are made of toilet paper ,i dont even think it would have scratched my bumper if we'd made contact :D :D :D and it wouldnt have bothered me either :lol:
Xtremeteam:
--- Quote from: "wing nut" ---i could tell he wasnt all thier, coz he was trying to bully a landrover :roll: fiat puntos are made of toilet paper ,i dont even think it would have scratched my bumper if we'd made contact :D :D :D and it wouldnt have bothered me either :lol:
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ive burried a fiesta once :lol:
1 written of fiesta & a broken indicator lense on my 90 :lol: :lol:
bezzabsa:
--- Quote from: "deranged rover" ---I actually blew a smug little pug off at the lights in my truck!. I was unit only (Scania 500 V8) and he was revving the little litre or so block like mad, ready to leave some rubber so i stuck it in 4th low and let it rip literally leaving him standing, straight into 6th high and i smiled all the time in my mirror and could see him frantically stirring the porridge trying to catch me until i ran out of steam at 56mph :( . I blew him a loud one on the airhorns as he went past f'ing and b'ing whilst his bird was peeing herself laughing. it really made my day! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Scott
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yep i can do the same in my 220 :oops: .. mind you the best one is when they cut you up and then try the old dab the brakes trick....then worry as you accelerate.. made one tw(insert vowel)t run red lights.. he thought it was funny to rev his motor off then jump all over the brakes - until he realised I wasnt going to stop.....as his 3 mates in the back tried to get out the windows.. saw him up the road, so i stopped and gave him the hitch hikers guide line..'do you realise how much damage my wagon would suffer if it hit your car??? Absolutely NONE' he tried being all 'hard' but at 5ft and 6 stone wet againt 6 foot and ?? stone.. he soon looked very sheepish - especially when i asked when he was taking his test.. still had L's on the car!
Best one though was about 10 years ago when i used to drive a DAF 45 .. 150 turbo :twisted: , coming back from Norwich along one of those nice fenland roads.. ie straight as a die but ditches either side, when an orion Ghia I cut me up, then proceeded to 'hop' every car in a line, so i had the red mist and shot after him.. chased him for about 12 miles, he tried to lose me, but with no limiter I had the Daf off the clock..and about 8 inches off his rear bumper..eveery time he tried to pull in i'd make him keep going.Actually had the rear passenger crying! he finally lost me by going straight into a field on a left hand bend..and kept going!!
when i look back it was probably the wrong thing to do..BUT... :D
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