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Worlds best lyrics
Dirty Gertie:
Radiohead's "Creep"
"You're so very special
I wish I was special
but I'm a creep
I'm a wierdo....."
hingmy:
Hmm. Bit of a struggle to find a favourite but this ranks high. (oh and its relatively suitable for family viewing)
Frank Zappa - Flakes!!
They can't fix yer brakes
You ask 'em, *"Where's my motor?"*
*"Well, it was eaten by snakes..."*
You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit
But they won't be fixin' it
They're lyin' an' lazy
They can be drivin' you crazy
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
*[Take it away, Bob...]*
I asked as nice as I could
If my job would
Somehow be finished by Friday
Well, them whole damn weekend
came 'n' went, Frankie
*[Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?]*
'N' they didn't do nothin'
But they charged me double for Sunday
You know, no matter what you do,
They gonna cheat 'n' rob you
Then they'll send you a bill
That'll get your senses reelin'
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
That'll get you so crazy
'Til your head'll go through th' ceilin'
Yes it will!
I'm a moron, 'n' this is my wife
She's frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got here's
American made
It's a little bit cheesey,
But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it
Crumbles 'n' breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some
They rush on over
'N' wreck it some more
'N' we are so dumb
They're linin' up at our door
Well, the toilet went crazy
Yersterday afternoon
The plumber he says
*Never flush a tampoon!*
This great information
Cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day
WOO-OOO
We are millions 'n' millions,
We're coming to get you
We're protected by unions
So don't let it upset you
Can't escape the conclusion
It's probably God's Will
That civilization
Will grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is sleepin',
Yer puppy is crappin'
You might call us
Or something else you might coin us
But we know you're so greedy
That you'll probably join us
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you...
gtomo2:
it has to be Iron Maiden - Hallow be thy name :D :D
j99mud:
My lyrics of the moment are from Hard-Fi's track better do better
" I gave you everything i had girl but you had to try and take some more
you went behind my back girl
cheated on me,I was the last to know
did everything we had girl mean nothing to you?
well i was such a fool
now you come crawling back girl
well let me tell you, i am through with you
Im back up off the floor,i wont get hurt no more
i've been waiting for this day when tou'll be back here with your lies
I hope you realise
You think im gonna take you back
you better do better than that"
Also the lyrics from arctic monkeys "I bet that you look good on the dance floor"
two cracking tunes in my opinion
Regards James
wing nut:
god give me strength .. elvis costello and burt bacarrach
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