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muddyjames:
I was sat at my pc and a mate called. He is a courier and couldnt find an address and asked me to put the postcode into various sites on the web to make sure he is in the right area. Whilst me doing that the dog came in and puffed and panted. I didnt think it was that warm in the house but hey dogs have fur.

I then smelt a funy smell and I thought oh my that dogs fart is BAD. Suddenly looked down and NO not a fart but the squits. A complete circle around my chair, on the chair legs, scirting board, phone wires.

I had to sit here and help my mate out in the middle of London still and the smell got so bad I had to leave him and phoe my land lady up to come home to sort it out as there was no way I was going to touch it.

So remind me again people. Why do people have dogs? What is the pleasure in them?

I am not sure if I am allowed to post this thread but I have made it as pleasant as possible.

TimM:
I started to read that and felt sorry for you (and your dog), but then:


--- Quote from: "muddyjames" ---I had to leave him and phoe my land lady up to come home to sort it out as there was no way I was going to touch it.

--- End quote ---


Now I feel sorry for him/her (and your dog)  :lol:

muddyjames:
I had mainly sorted my mate out anyway. I told him where the postcode was between 2 roads off the road he was on so I narrowed him down to about a 100 yards from the building he wanted.

Also it isnt my dog. I claim nothing for the dog. Also I think my land ladies son in law fed it something nasty yesterday when she was round there. He doesnt like the dog either. Its a jack russel :(

TimM:
I was feeling sorry for your land landy though  :wink:

C C:
I feel sorry for the dog. It was probably trying to tell you it need to go out and you just gawped at the flashing thing.

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