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Sick Farmer?
muddyjames:
--- Quote from: "Thrasher" ---Is that unusual then? Saw it all the time when I lived in Cockermouth ;-) We used to navigate by "turn left at the fence with 20 moles on" ...
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What happened if the farmer killed 2 more since you last went past? It would be turn left at the fence with 22 moles on and you would have said 20!
Anyway I say the farmer is an EXCElLENT shot with a gun if that is what he used. Have you ever tried to kill a mole churning up your garden? It was my dads mission in life to get the mole who had just ruined his newly done garden. He tried everything from exhaust gasses to oily rags on fire. Nothing worked but mole smokes and as they are illegal now he never did manage to kill it. I think the score was something like 300 to the mole 0 to dad! :lol:
Stormin:
They wouldn't have been shot. :o If I said how they'd been caught and what I use :roll:
dracula:
Anybody remember the Jasper Carrot sketch about moles?
muddyjames:
--- Quote from: "dracula" ---Anybody remember the Jasper Carrot sketch about moles?
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I probably do know it but carry on...................
dew1911:
Wasn't that the one where he was trying to shoot moles with a 12 boar on a wheely PC chair, so everytime he shot he went spinning across the garden. Classic sketch.
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