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The Things Women Say
Bush Tucker Man:
This is not a joke, & I'm only reporting a quote, so I'm not open to attack
(for those who remember the t-shirt 'issue')
One of our Nurses is getting 2 Pups shortly, they're still with mum as they're only 6weeks old.
Anyway she must have been to see them & came in all excited with pictures on her phone and asked that immortal question;
"Who wants to see my 2 little pink-nosed Puppies ???"
Honestly, she wondered why the majority of the male staff all cracked out laughing & unanimously said "YES!!"
One of the other girls explained............................
The look on her face.
Priceless :lol: :lol: :lol:
TULL:
you dont get offers like that too often, however as a married man im appalled at the idea of anyone taking the poor girl up on the offer, you would never cath me listening to such vulgarity :lol: :lol:
thermidorthelobster:
My (adult) sister walked into a crowded room and said loudly, "Somebody's just duffed up my pu-ssy!" Stunned silence. Suffice it to say, her cat had been in a fight. She doesn't usually call it pu-ssy now. (I have to write "pu-ssy" otherwise the filter changes it to [pussy cat].)
I also heard of an Irish woman with a new car, asking people in a pub, "Does anybody want to come outside and see my Yaris?" Say that with an Irish accent...
Bush Tucker Man:
--- Quote from: "thermidorthelobster" ---
I also heard of an Irish woman with a new car, asking people in a pub, "Does anybody want to come outside and see my Yaris?" Say that with an Irish accent...
--- End quote ---
One of the Sisters has a Yaris, but she's not Irish
Rocketman:
My wife once said about a red stain on her jumper "Ive lost my cherry" she meant the one from her martini of coourse
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