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URGENT HELP REQUIRED !!!

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Ja1983:
nigel, keeper of the sacred penguin toes forbids it on pain of ear violation with an end terrace house! :?

simple, last minute oil change!

"it needed doing before the bad weather set in, didnt want to get caught out as were supposadly due a bad winter!"

...unless shes the sort who doesnt mind walking round with you dripping oil and mud everywhere?! (in which case your boogered!)  :lol:

Horness:
Fall off the ladder while putting the lights up.

You'll get out of going shopping, she'll feel guilty for making you put the decorations up, you'll get pampered all over Christmas, and you can remind her every day that this would not have happened if she had not made you do it.

Guilt.  The ultimate power.

v8kenny:
Oh there really must be a Santa ( or a god )
Just had a phone call from eldest son - He's gone and got his Landy stuck in the muddy woods near our house and can I go and winch him out  :D
Gave the wife the option of helping her with the shopping and leaving number one son to the mercy of the wolves/bears/goblins or going to rescue him - guess which one she chose ?...................................
After much wailing and gnashing of teeth muttering about how inconvenient and being a pain in the bum I'm away to get me boots,torch and winch gloves - told her it may take a while and best if I drop her off at shops and she can get a taxi back (snigger )
Must remember to buy that boy a pint :wink:

gtomo2:
Right to help everyone out if we get phone numbers to members close by when then need "helping out of a little shopping trip etc" we can just phone them up with a emergancy that only they can sort.  :lol:

Big-G:
If it is one of those supermarkets that sells cloths, walk up to the nearest dummy with lingerie on (no not shop assitant the plastic type) pull the knickers aside and shout at the top of your voice 'look love this one is shaved'! Gaurantee you wil never have to go shopping again......

 :twisted:

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