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3 defenders stolen in a few months

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muddy_90:
thats happen around my way. Someone stole a Range Roverand went joy riding round the park and knock over goal posts and a while back someone tried nicking the wheels off my landy :evil:  :evil:

Bulli:
its a sad state of affairs when nothing you own is sacred. I would hate for my disco to go walkies let alone one of my bikes. I have "mined" the garage with shotgun blanks. they are cheap and very effective....although my wife has set them off once or twice. The look on her face is fantastic!!!
If the [!Expletive Deleted!] set one off,which would be hard to avoid,the next thing they have to look forward to is me shooting them ..... with my paintball marker, which is always out of the kids reach but very handy. 13 rds a second anyone? If youve played it you know how much it hurts!
then all id have to do is phone the fuzz and ask them to catch the scumbags limping up the road covered in bright yellow paint! Even pc plod round here might be able to manage that!

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