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landyman Ash:
Just some advice

If you fancy dentistry or maybe something along those lines as a career forget doing anything other then work in December.

The reason being....is that every Tom, Dick and Harry wants their teeth and smiles fixed before Christmas.  They have had all year BUT now they want if for Christmas!!!!  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x

Oh and by the way, paying £5k on some new front teeth wont make you look like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie so please.....stop asking  :wink:

Aplogies to all for vanishing of MC for a while, I'll be back in fill swing next week  :twisted:

Mega apologies to Mikee who must of rung me 100 times and Ive missed every call  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  Drop you a bell over weekend pal.

TUFFTEE:

--- Quote from: "landyman Ash" ---Just some advice

If you fancy dentistry or maybe something along those lines as a career forget doing anything other then work in December.

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I'll try not too Ash? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Bush Tucker Man:
Or A&E.
We've been seeing the results of the party season already.
Next weekend will bringeven more;
Food poisoning
Drunks
Children with shards of plastic about their bodies
Children who have swallowed batteries
'Domestic violence' (too much booze, or with the in-laws)
'Granny dumping' (yes it does actually happen)

And I read in the local paper that yet another scrote is in court over assaulting staff at the Hospital, birch them all :!:  :twisted:

BrumLee:

--- Quote from: "landyman Ash" ---Oh and by the way, paying £5k on some new front teeth wont make you look like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie so please.....stop asking  :wink:
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How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise?  :lol: I wanna look like one of those ugly blokes on Trisha that claim they sleep with a different women every night  :wink:  :lol:  :lol:  :roll:

landyman Ash:

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How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise?  :lol: I wanna look like one of those ugly blokes on Trisha that claim they sleep with a different women every night  :wink:  :lol:  :lol:  :roll:
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So you want hill billy teeth then eh?  One of my specialities.  

Treatment plan:
Extract every other tooth (I'll use pliers and Whiskey, keeps cost down) £20
Gold crown on central (I'll do it NHS) £35
Brown stains on remaining teeth £40

There we go, £95 and you can sleep with as many as you can find  :wink:

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