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Nerds and Truckers
suzota:
school caretaker.
so i clean up what comes out of both ends of children.
Range Rover Blues:
Driving instructor, completely the other end of the scale.
chuggaman:
i am a landscape gardener
although i am preparing a business plan for my new business.
i will sell my body to extremely rich and beautiful ladies between the age of 18 and 36.
as the turnover will be so high,i will of course have to be vat registered straight away.
as a contingency plan,if the takings are not as forecast then i will diversify and accomodate an age group of up to 45.
the various tools and extensions that i will possibly need to aquire will of course be offset against my tax.
a great amount of funds will be paid into my personal pension and i shall retire after my third year in business.
a happy man :D
mike
Dizzy Dave:
i was a driver in the army, then a taxi driver, then a dreyman, now i'm a carer for my wife who is disabled and trying to fix my disco on a "ant's" shoe string...... 8)
gtomo2:
--- Quote from: "Dizzy Dave" --- now i'm a carer for my wife who is disabled and trying to fix my disco on a "ant's" shoe string...... 8)
--- End quote ---
would it not be quicker and a lot less trouble for your wife if you fixed the disco instead of her :lol: :lol:
only joking good look i used to look after a young lad that was left totally paralysed after a car accident its was hard work
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