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Bush Tucker Man:

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Another orifice entirely
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did it yawn or wink??
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I understand he went to theatre for it removing whilst the surgeons & theatre nurses giggled

Colin 009:
Was he bobbing for apples  :lol:  and it went horriably wrong.

Bush Tucker Man:
I got told today about an incident quite a while ago (whether it's true, I don't know?)

Dad brought a young girl into A&E, she was aged perhaps 9?

She had been stung by a Wasp & it had reacted quite badly
Whilst she was being spoken to she suddenly said;
"I don't like Sex"

Accusing eyes turned to dad, who by all accounts glowed with embarrasment.
Hands were reaching to phone Social Services

On gently asking what she meant;
"I don't like Sex, like that Wasp what stung me"

Oh.... Insex (Insects)

All concerned burst out laughing

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