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OH NO ITS CHRISTMAS TIME
Bush Tucker Man:
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Every evening in December brings drunken revellers from office parties/works do's, as there's usually someone who never has more than a half-pint who's 'off their head'
Then around the dreaded date itself, we get food-poisonings, battery ingestions, cuts from carving knives, brittle plastic toys cutting again, etc........
Spring brings all the gardeners; chest-pains, spade/fork in the foot, lawn-mowered toes, pruned fingers, smoke-inhalation from garden bonfires.
Etc, etc, etc...................... :roll:
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We know a song about that....
[sing]Always look on the bright side of life... [/sing]
..know what you mean tho' Richard; we always used to get a least one homicide over the 'festive' period! :?
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Yep, see a few of those; be they suicides, injuries due to fights, drink-driving, etc...
Not forgetting that the 'half-pinter' who's 'off their head' is either throwing up everywhere, deeply unconcious, weeping uncontrollably, or wanting to fight with everybody :roll:
I remember one of these coming 2(?)years ago with 2 Ambulance crews in one van to control him (2 in the back & 1 driving each van)
It's annoying & takes up time that the staff could be spentding with properly poorly patients
keithdixon:
Are you sure you're not really a Yorkshireman??
(ie; a Scotsman with the generosity gene removed)
Lived in Huddersfield for the first 16 yrs of my life.
:D
driftwood:
--- Quote from: "TimM" ---Christmas does have its benefits:
Everybody (or nearly everbody :twisted: ) is in a good mood
Dark cold evenings lead to better TV
Bank Holidays!
:cry:
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and its downsides, you have to go and see the in laws :evil:
Bush Tucker Man:
--- Quote from: "keithdixon" ---Are you sure you're not really a Yorkshireman??
(ie; a Scotsman with the generosity gene removed)
Lived in Huddersfield for the first 16 yrs of my life.
:D
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There you go :lol: :lol: :lol:
You never forget those first lessons in life;
Keep Thi Brass In Thi Pockets
If Tha Ivver Does Owt For Nowt, Allus Do It For Thissen
See All, Hear All, Say Nowt[/i]
Bishops Finger:
And thats before the blow up snowmen that were all the rage last year....
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