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rokcrawlin:
Thanks every body for the ideas an even nicer donation has been made by the neighbours rotty, 16 neighbours are now armed with ..... how should i say ..............a substance worthy of immediate washing of hands ....for purposes of anti theft this will be attached to door handles every time a vehicle is deposited in a driveway and also when it obstructs access to properties and as such will be a reward for crappy parking ....if you all will excuse the pun

Damonski:

--- Quote from: "rokcrawlin" ---Thanks every body for the ideas an even nicer donation has been made by the neighbours rotty, 16 neighbours are now armed with ..... how should i say ..............a substance worthy of immediate washing of hands ....for purposes of anti theft this will be attached to door handles every time a vehicle is deposited in a driveway and also when it obstructs access to properties and as such will be a reward for crappy parking ....if you all will excuse the pun
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LOL That is the best yet! I LOVE IT  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

DISCO-CHRIS:
TOP IDEA!!
about time for a annual xmas meeting at yours then!!
either that or drive over it! ahh SATISFACTION!

rokcrawlin:
I dont mind a chrimbo barbie as i usually run a green lane excursion for my friends in the new year and have breakfast at the stroke of midnight on the beach at holme subject to weather and the eggs not getting blown past the frying pan  :lol:

sulley:
If trumpton (fire brigade) can't can't through to an address due to bloackages, they are legally entitled to "ram" the vehicles out of their path!!!

Oh and THEY WON'T BE PAYING FOR THE DAMAGE!!!!!

Apparently if you tell your insurance co. that you blocked Trumpton on a shout they go "Yeah, what you expect then" 8)

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