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Offline Grant

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Bank fraud protection?
« on: September 06, 2006, 21:51:43 »
My range rover is trying to steal vast sums of cash from my account, how can i stop it? I've thought about hiding my cards somewhere but then i wont be able to get to work in the morning...

or should i just give in to urge to buy bull bars, light guards, stainless exhausts and other totally pointless goodies and risk going bankrupt?   :roll:  :o  :lol:

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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2006, 21:55:20 »
only cure is a large amount of plastique applied liberally to the offending veichle. Light and run like hell.
I must confess the the activities of the UK governments for the past couple of years have been watched with frank admiration and amazement by Lord Vetinari. Outright theft as a policy had never occured to him.

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